The Tagging of Alan Griffitts, by Alan Griffitts

I have been tagged........Does that mean that I am it? Not it!

Attached or Single? Fully attached in so many ways. I found the girl who makes the best lasagna ever.....why would I let her go?

Best Friend? If I say Bobby I would offend Steve. If I say Steve that would be offensive to Bobby. Of course..... what ever I say would offend my beautiful wife. So I will have to say my best friend right now is Barak Osama Bama because he handed Ms. Clinton a solid defeat! I hope that I will soon be able to make John McCain my best friend....for obvious reasons.

Cake or Pie? PIE....Strawberry Rhubarb Pie....Peach Pie.....Berry Pie....PIE, PIE, PIE

Day of Choice? Pay Day

Essential Items? Gas in my gas hog truck

Favorite Color? Yellow.....is this a character flaw? I am glad it is not Rainbow!

Gummy Bears or Worms? What a stupid question. I'm not playing.......

Home Town? Hayden Lake Idaho....the gateway to Bayview.... home of the Large Scale Vehicle, SEAJET, and 'Pondie' the PendOreille Monster

Indulgences? Any hamburger at Dead... I mean Red Robin...and keep those fries coming. I also like to have them bring me a side of mayo and BBQ sauce for making my own special fry sauce. Top that off with a piece of pie (see above).

January or July? Toss up here. If I must choose, July wins. I crashed on my bike in July, did not like that much. Hate parades..... So I guess it is January.

Kids? Four of the best....Dr. Brad Griffitts, MD (I needed him to become a orthopedic surgeon to help ensure that he keeps me put together), Meagan Zastrow winner of the Nobel Peace Prize (for publishing childrens books which was the primary contributor for establishing world peace), Tawni Griffitts, US Ambassador to Nigeria (because their children are so cute), T.J. Griffitts winner of the 2015 US Open golf tournament and Daytona 500 (sponsored by Nike and Preparation H). All four are proficient spitters, and all can wipe their own ........... unassisted.

Like or Love? what?

Marriage Date? January 28, 1984. 25 years coming soon. Another reason to like January.

Number of Siblings? 5.....you know who you are. I love Amy the best....sorry....deal with it.

Phobias/fears? Loud obnoxious women, and anything that deals with golf courses.....really.

Quotes? Here is my favorite....
The average runner runs until the breath in him is gone,
But the Champion has the iron will that makes him carry on.
For rest the average runner begs when limp his muscles grow,
But the Champion runs on leaden legs, his courage make him go.
The average man's complacent when he has done his best to score,
But the Champion does his best.....and then does a little more!

Here is another poem I wrote:
"I shot an arrow into the sky.........It stuck!"

Reason to Smile?
I married the best looking woman in the world. I married the best mother in the world. I married the best wife in the world. I sleep with the sexiest grand mother in the world. All my kids will be rich some day. Raspberries. Pie.

Season? Love them all/hate them all.

Tag Six...
Sister Amy, Daughter Meagan, Jessie Caldwell, Brother Bobby, Ryan Piggott, Ricky Bobby.

Unknown fact about me? I cannot understand Isaiah. Also, my brother Steve used to like to be in musicals.

Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? Meat baby meat!

X-Rays or Ultrasounds? I am a SONAR guy......Ultrasound!

Your Favorite Food? Calimari Rhoad Island Style at Leagal Seafood. Did I say Pie?

Zodiac? Gemini the twins.....explains my dual personality!